Showing posts with label Alfred Hitchcock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alfred Hitchcock. Show all posts

Thursday, December 11, 2014

25 Days of Christmas #8b: "Back For Christmas"

And here's another Christmas-inspired story from Alfred Hitchcock and his little elves: "Back For Christmas."


Mr. Hitchcock loved John Williams: he was in ten episodes of ...Presents, more than anyone else, and appeared in Dial M For Murder and To Catch A Thief. We open to the sound of digging, and quickly realize the hole is perfectly proportioned to receive a body, that of our hero's wife. Herbert Carpenter told his wife Hermione he's digging for a wine cellar, though she can't quite understand why he insists on doing the work himself. After all, he's not a young man anymore, and they have a nice house, and that's why you hire people.


The unhappy couple are about to leave town for several months, so Herbert can work his metallurgical job for an aeronautics company in California. At the goodbye party, Hermione reassures all their friends that they'll definitely be back for Christmas. Herbert isn't sure -- he enjoyed his previous trip and might want to stay longer. After the friends leave, and the final pieces are tidied up, Herbert lures Hermione down to the cellar and uses the hole for its intended purpose.

The original short story this is based on is much more graphic: Herbert is a doctor, and we see this:

He crossed the hall, sprang the latch of the front door, went upstairs, and taking his instruments from the washbasin, finished what he had to do. He came down again, clad in his bath gown, carrying parcel after parcel of towelling or newspaper neatly secured with safety pins. These he packed carefully into the narrow, deep hole he had made in the corner of the cellar, shovelled in the soil, spread coal dust over all, satisfied himself that everything was in order, and went upstairs again. He then thoroughly cleansed the bath, and himself, and the bath again, dressed, and took his wife's clothing and his bath gown to the incinerator.

This is a dark, comically nasty little story, much more in the vein of this series than our previous episode. However, apart from the title, there is only one piece of the story about Christmas: Hermione wanted them back  specifically for Christmas not because she was the domineering, power-hungry shrew Herbert thought, but because she'd hired builders to excavate the basement and build Herbert his wine cellar.

As an Alfred Hitchcock Presents episode, I rate this 8/10. It's mean and funny and suspenseful, and the twist at the end is just right.
As a Christmas show, I rate this 1/10. You hear the word "Christmas" a lot here, but apart from that twist, the holiday is meaningless.

25 Days of Christmas #8a: "Santa Claus and the Tenth Avenue Kid"

So next up, we have two very different episodes of Alfred Hitchcock Presents, both from the first season. First up, "Santa Claus and the Tenth Avenue Kid."


We open with Mr. H., who has just finished bricking up his chimney. Santa won't stop tracking soot all over his carpets, you see, so he's set a deadly trap for the jolly red one.


So Harold Sears (call him Stretch) is a five-time loser, who's finally gotten out on parole, just in time for Christmas. He's pretty old, and as a parolee nearly unemployable. However, Miss Webster (played by Virginia Gregg, also known as the voice actress behind Norma Bates), the well-meaning woman who runs his new halfway house, has found him a temp job as a department store Santa. Sure, and as a thief, what better place could he hope to work?


But Stretch is getting older, and a week of childlike belief in his inherent goodness has softened him up some. So, when he meets a kid well on his way to a life of crime, Stretch gets the kid the only thing he wants, a toy rocket that costs a week's salary. Of course, the efficient Miss Webster arranged for Sears' pay to go to her, so she can set up a nice stable bank account, so Stretch has to steal the rocket.

In the end, Miss Webster is able to convince Stretch's parole officer to let this one slide, as Sears will pay for the rocket, and since it's Christmas. I don't want to do this with every Christmas show I see, but I can't help but think of forgiveness. Christmas, at its heart, is a story of a wise, older guy who sees young sinners and sacrifices himself to keep them on the right path. Stretch is no saint, but he might have the makings of a truly good person somewhere in there. This isn't like any of the other episodes of this show I've seen -- while it doesn't get too sentimental, it's sweet-natured and all the humor is warm.

As an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents, I rate this a 3/10. There's nothing artistically wrong with it, but it doesn't capture the tone and style of what I know about the show.
As a Christmas show, I rate this 8/10. While the story is simple, it's a nice crime-inspired take on redemption and forward-looking forgiveness.