Showing posts with label demons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label demons. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

The Jim Henson Hour #3b: The Soldier and Death


This is the second Storyteller episode directed by Jim Henson, and it's one of the darkest and the funniest. "The Soldier and Death" is based on this Russian folktale, though it also contains elements of this story from the Grimm Brothers.


The star of this episode is the titular soldier. (That's an actor named Bob Peck. If he looks familiar, well, he probably is. Clever you.) He's fought in the wars for 20 years, and is down to his last three biscuits, far from home. His kindness leads him to give away his biscuits, though he's rewarded with a nice whistle and a joyful dance for each of the first two. The last gets him an empty pocket, a winning deck of cards, and a magical sack. He's able to use the sack to trap three geese, which he trades for a bed at an inn. (Folktales work strictly on the barter system, you see.)

After his rest is complete, he notices a rundown castle, and is told it's infested with devils. Our brave soldier isn't scared of a few devils, and after all, he has a magic deck of cards. Not to mention that sack.


The soldier breaks out his cards, and the demons gamble away all their gold. After they've lost their last coin, the fuming devils decide to kill and eat the soldier. Instead, he orders them into his sack, and bashes them around a bit. (Much less so than in the original folktale, where he calls a pair of blacksmiths to beat them on an anvil!) He lets them go, in exchange for a promise to stay away, and steals the hoof of the last one, threatening to call it into service in the future.

Sidebar: This is not an original thought with me, but those demons are the best part of this story. The puppets are all elaborate and complex -- watch how they sneer and blink and smoke. Each one is unique. It's a shame these puppets were only onscreen a few minutes; they could clearly carry their own show. Oh, and they're funny. Did I mention they're pretty funny?

The soldier slowly spends his new gold, and over time gets a wife and child, in that order. However, the child falls sick, and the soldier calls "his" demon, the one he enslaved, and orders it to cure his child. The demon trades him a magical glass for its freedom, one which lets the soldier see Death and know its ways.


So now the soldier-turned-lord turns healer, and travels the land, healing those who can be healed. Soon the tsar becomes ill, and our hero sees through the glass that Death will not relinquish the tsar. The soldier offers to trade his life for that of the tsar, and Death accepts. But our sneaky soldier still has his magical sack, and captures Death.

This is the most profound addition to the old folktale, as the Storyteller draws us pictures of the world without Death, using both broad strokes and fine ones to ground the fantasy. No one, and nothing, dies. Old people wander the earth, broken-down and useless, and the soldier is moved to release Death once again. Death, terrified, refuses to take him, so the soldier attempts to enter Hell. The demons, of course, don't want anything to do with the soldier or his sack, and give him 200 sinful souls to go away. (Barter!) The soldier ferries the souls to heaven, in an attempt to redeem his own sins, but the Holy Gatekeeper there (the original folktale quotes God himself, but this wisely doesn't show that) won't let him in there either. To paraphrase Tom Waits, Hell doesn't want the soldier, and Heaven is full. So our traveling soldier travels more, wandering the earth to this day, probably.

There are a couple of dissolves in this story, from the face of the soldier to the face of the Storyteller. On the third or so viewing, I began to wonder: could the immortal soldier, master of improvisation, have become the Storyteller? After all, the Storyteller wears the regimental insignia of the soldier, and owns his magical glass, and his sack. The story is "ancient, antique," the Storyteller says. While the two are clearly played by different actors, if the story happened several hundred years ago, the soldier's ears and nose could easily have kept growing (with plenty of time for "A Story Short" to happen in the meantime). I doubt there's any evidence outside this episode to support my wild theory, and I seem to recall other artifacts from other stories showing up in the Storyteller's hands.

(While we're discussing wild theories, here's one which is completely insupportable: What if the dog is immortal, too? He is able to supply a Greek phrase at will, and he also appeared in the Greek Myths series with a different Storyteller. What if this series takes place several thousand years after the Greek Myths series, before the soldier/Storyteller even set out for his first Russian battle???)

Oh, and speaking of dogs, our next episode is Dog City! I love Rowlf, and I'm really looking forward to rewatching that one. (First, I have tonight's episode of the new Muppet show, and a TV movie with turkey monsters or some damn thing, but I don't think I'll write about that. So weird.)


Sunday, October 4, 2015

A Spoopy Month #4: Hell's Bells

So the fourth Silly Symphony is set in hell. Let's watch it together, shall we?



This is, well, amazing. Of the first four Silly Symphonies, fully half of them are Halloweeny, with skeletons and demons and bats and giant spiders and whatnot. These days, when most people think of Disney, they think of safe, family-friendly pablum. (This obviously isn't completely correct; the current run of Mickey cartoons are hilarious and irreverent.) But 85 years ago, the company was just struggling to come up with interesting ideas, and they put out 75 Silly Symphonies over a ten-year period (when they were also making Mickey cartoons and, eventually, the world's first full-length fully animated film). They used the shorts as a testing ground to try out effects and storytelling techniques, and even new technology (like Technicolor and the multiplane camera).

So like "Skeleton Dance," this begins with some scary animals setting the scene before our more anthropomorphic protagonists take over. I like that hell seems to have all manner of demonic animals, which can change shape if they eat something different, or give fiery milk.

And speaking of changing shapes, I really enjoy this fella here, who these days I can only think of as an 8-bit demon:


I'm still a little suprised at this cartoon, for two reasons: Number one, the more obvious one, is that it's set IN HELL. The second one is a bit less obvious: I think Satan just died, y'all. At the very least, what we've seen here is an uprising in one particular cavern of hell, Way to go, tiny smart demon!




Monday, December 15, 2014

25 Days of Christmas #12: MST3K "Santa Claus"

So here's the second Christmas Mystery Science Theater: a 1959 Mexican film entitled Santa Claus.


Santa lives in his enormous workshop on a cloud high above the North Pole, with dozens of international children (who make all the toys) and his wondrous array of surveillance gadgets, made for him by Merlin. Yes, that Merlin. It's nearly Christmas, so it's time for Santa to finish setting up his nativity scene and sing a song urging his child laborers to finish that year's toy manufacturing. Then, evil rears its ugly head...


Satan really doesn't want Santa to succeed, so he sends Pitch, one of his lesser demons, to defeat Santa. Pitch tries to get our adorable little heroine, Lupita, to steal her only Christmas desire, a beautiful dolly, as Santa watches and listens helplessly (he can spy on us all the time, but only visit in person on the night of the 24th),


Santa and the narrator urge Lupita to resist Pitch's wheedling, and she repeatedly tells Pitch that stealing is bad and she wants to be good. And then it's the night of the 24th, and Santa has to wind up his clockwork magic reindeer:

Good, old-fashioned, nightmare fuel.

And we, the audience, are scarred for life. And that's only the first half of the film: After that, Santa and Pitch have several weird slapstick fights and Santa helps another good child, a poor little rich boy who only wants his parents to love him (Santa doses their drinks with a magical remembering potion). Pitch cuts a hole in Santa's bag of magical sleeping powders, and Santa loses his invisibility rose, and gets treed by a dog. Did I mention that Santa and Pitch have weird slapstick fights? Because they do. A lot. This is truly strange, and inexplicable. And, like Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, I can't imagine any Hollywood studio would make anything this damned weird.

The previous MST Christmas episode was a Joel-era one, and this is only about the tenth episode Mike hosted. The writing is, at this point, indistinguishable from the earlier part of this season, and Mike's in-theater riffing is already perfectly in-character and has a great flow. I watch both these Christmas episodes almost every December, and I think I've seen them more than any other MST3K, even Manos and Pod People and Mitchell. The two episodes, I noticed this week, do a few similar things in each:

1) Frank and Clay re-enact "Gift of the Magi."
2) In the riffs, Santa has Vietnam flashbacks.
3) A bot makes reference to "Carmen Miranda rights."
4) They make a reference to The Dick Van Dyke Show.
5) "Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you."

If you care to read more about the riffs, there's an incomplete roundup here.

Coming up next, I have three Christmas-related episodes of Homicide: Life On The Street...